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Post by Waspman on Oct 1, 2008 8:04:15 GMT -8
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Post by Fayde on Oct 1, 2008 16:34:58 GMT -8
Meli and I are going to see it just to laugh at it and tick everyone off.
I'm sorry but what a waste of movie budget. They need to start putting money to movies that would be awesome. Dragon Ball COULD be good ONLY if they change EVERYTHING about it. The retarded characters, the stupid jokes, the overly powerful and exaggerated powers and enemies, and the awful script... Yeah... Just about everything that makes Dragon Ball... Dragon Ball.
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Post by Waspman on Mar 11, 2009 11:45:09 GMT -8
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Post by Fayde on Mar 11, 2009 16:32:15 GMT -8
Holy crap... I can't wait to go see that in theaters and laugh my butt off. Something all of us are going to be doing I'm sure.
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Post by Waspman on Mar 19, 2009 20:47:14 GMT -8
Amusingly, someone actually uploaded the entire movie on YouTube. Weeks before it was supposed to be in theaters.
It's down now, though. Looked really, really bad from what I watched.
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Post by Fayde on Mar 20, 2009 12:11:47 GMT -8
NICE. I'm still gonna go see it in theaters, I don't care how crappy it is, and I'm gonna laugh my annoying butt off at it and tick off everyone in the theater.
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Post by Waspman on Sept 5, 2009 20:15:10 GMT -8
YES YES THAT WAS BY FAR THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE IN THE LONG HISTORY OF CINEMA ENTERTAINMENT. MY MIND WAS JUST COMPLETELY BLOWN AWAY. NO REALLY, IT NO LONGER EXISTS AS MY HEAD EXPLODES WITH THE AWESOME THAT IS DRAGONBALL EVOLUTION. THEY EVEN LEFT IT OPEN FOR A SEQUEL! HECK YEAH!
THIS FREAKING BRILLIANT REVIEW ACCURATELY DEPICTS MY REACTION TO THIS EPIC MASTERPIECE, ESPECIALLY THE FIRST 30 SECONDS.
I GIVE THIS FILM FIV-- NO, SIX STARS BECAUSE THIS CRAP GOES ABOVE AND BEYOND EVERYTHING ELSE. I HIGHLY, HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS MOVIE TO ANYONE WHO EVEN HAS A REMOTE SENSE OF TASTE.
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Post by Fayde on Sept 5, 2009 22:14:20 GMT -8
I honestly cannot believe I've yet to see this movie... I keep saying I will, but never do. I think one day this week, I should go out, rent the stupid piece of crap and freaking watch it. I find it funny that you are typing all that without a head... You must be using some kind of newly found 6th sense...  |
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Post by Waspman on Sept 6, 2009 16:48:01 GMT -8
I actually rented it from one of those rental DVD vending machines. That way it only costs $1 instead of $4-$5, or whatever they charge for movie rentals these days. They actually put that vending machine right next to that Walgreens so it's only a 2 minute walk away.
Anyway, if you do end up watching it for whatever reason - make sure to watch the little scene after the credits.
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Post by Fayde on Sept 6, 2009 21:15:13 GMT -8
Ooo, a tid-bit of goodness after the credits... I MUST WATCH IT NOW.
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Post by Fayde on Sept 16, 2009 16:38:39 GMT -8
Finally saw this joke of a movie! Wow, it wasn't even THAT bad, but knowing where it came from, it made it even worse. First of all, the acting was freaking awful. It was hardly even funny bad, it was just sad. The 1-liners were amazingly cliche and made up the entire dialogue of the movie. Wow... Picalo had an awful costume design hardly passable as a 2nd rate cosplay at Anime Expo. I mean seriously, they had a crappy Halloween muscle chest plate to make him look semi-fit. He hardly looked like Picalo at all, even taking aside his awful outfit. On top of that, Picilo was a pansy and was weak. 3rd was the plot holes abound. Why was Picalo searching so hard for the Dragon Balls when Goku was the guy he was trying to resurrect? And even then, he didn't need them in the end anyway... Or was he going to wish for the Earth to be destroyed? And if so, why couldn't he do it himself like he did 2000 years ago? Lastly, the unepicness of the film grossed me out. I think Dragonball, I think massive craters the size of North America all from a finger flick, or the Moon it's self exploding from a stray fire ball, or the universe folding in on it's self because Goku sneezed when he was a super seien level 18 billion. Where were the explosions? In the end, all the Dragonball series is consists of massive, time wasting power-ups and huge explosions that consume more land than the earth has available. The biggest explosion in the whole movie was when Goku got to see inside the Dragonballs and saw Picalo destroying the earth 2000 years ago (which he apparently forgot how to do in his old age). I am depressed. I wanted to see a crappy so-bad-it's-awesome movie. Nothing in my mind could be funnier than American's making a bad movie about an already bad series. It's sad when people cannot even make something as 1-dimensional as Dragonball. No. They had to not only take everything good about Dragonball and put in it's place bland cliche action, boring fights and lots and lots of cleavage. Then left everything awful about the series in it's rightful place such as crappy acting, unsuccessful melodrama and a poor unimaginative plot. (Although a credit to the series, there where rarely any major plot holes from what little plot there was) On the bright side, it wasn't nearly as bad as the new Streetfighter movie, but provided much less laughs. In memory of watching it, I decided to make a little animated gif that describes my ending thoughts of the movie.  |
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Post by Waspman on Sept 18, 2009 16:43:49 GMT -8
I didn't get why Piccolo was looking for the Dragonballs either.. I mean, they didn't even explain what he was going to use them for. I figured they were going to use them to resurrect Piccolo or something but WAIT, HE SOMEHOW FREED HIMSELF WITHOUT EXPLANATION. LOL OK THEN.
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