Post by Fayde on Jun 30, 2010 22:18:12 GMT -8
So I go into work today excepting a normal, easy start of the week. I was all sorts of happy because I hadn't had a dizzy spell in a couple of days, and I was happy because my computer is awesome.
As soon as I get there, our meeting was canceled and everyone was checked for Lice. We've been going through several months of Lice problems, as have Lewiston as a city. It's everywhere.
Anyway, we did a 4 day SUPER clean of our program, sheets, blankets, clothes, couches, carpets, flat surface... Lice killer spray, Lice killer shampoo, hair-nets, no hugs for a month, and more.
Come to find out I now have Lice. I was Lice free as of Thursday, but now, after my 3 days off, I am infected. SO...
I call up Melissa, listen to her yell at me, then I suggest she come in and get checked as well.
Melissa has it! Not only that, but Michelle has it too!!!
And to my surprise, Melissa still loves me.... Just not as much.
So Melissa and Michelle rape Micheal's hair, shave him down and he is now bald. Our house has apparently developed some kind of indigestion and threw up 43 and a half loads of laundry that I didn't know existed, and smells like Lice spray. Our washing machine has died on us due to their excessive washing loads, so there is a mountain of clothes in the mud-room, spilling out into the kitchen. The dogs are afraid of Melissa because she has a lunch-lady hair-net, and is wearing some kind of goo that makes her head smell, and Michelle looks like a fortune teller with some kind of sock over her head.
And... Here is what happened to me...
img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/Fragile_Idyle/IMG_1032.jpg
As soon as I get there, our meeting was canceled and everyone was checked for Lice. We've been going through several months of Lice problems, as have Lewiston as a city. It's everywhere.
Anyway, we did a 4 day SUPER clean of our program, sheets, blankets, clothes, couches, carpets, flat surface... Lice killer spray, Lice killer shampoo, hair-nets, no hugs for a month, and more.
Come to find out I now have Lice. I was Lice free as of Thursday, but now, after my 3 days off, I am infected. SO...
I call up Melissa, listen to her yell at me, then I suggest she come in and get checked as well.
Melissa has it! Not only that, but Michelle has it too!!!
And to my surprise, Melissa still loves me.... Just not as much.
So Melissa and Michelle rape Micheal's hair, shave him down and he is now bald. Our house has apparently developed some kind of indigestion and threw up 43 and a half loads of laundry that I didn't know existed, and smells like Lice spray. Our washing machine has died on us due to their excessive washing loads, so there is a mountain of clothes in the mud-room, spilling out into the kitchen. The dogs are afraid of Melissa because she has a lunch-lady hair-net, and is wearing some kind of goo that makes her head smell, and Michelle looks like a fortune teller with some kind of sock over her head.
And... Here is what happened to me...
img.photobucket.com/albums/v198/Fragile_Idyle/IMG_1032.jpg
